Innocent?

Or not.

Look. This is pretty easy to do. Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

01. Smoked.

02. Drank alcohol.

03. Cried when someone died.

04. Been drunk.

05. Had sex.

06. Been to a concert.

07. Gotten/given a hand job.

08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.

09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%



11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.

12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.

13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

15. Been to prom.

16. Cried at school.

17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.

18. Went streaking.

19. Given or received a lap dance.

20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%




21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.

23. Kissed a stranger.

24. Hugged a stranger.

25. Went scuba diving.

26. Driven a car.

27. Gotten an x-ray.

28. Hit by a car.

29. Had a party.

30. Done drugs.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%




31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.

32. Got paid to strip for someone.

33. Run away from home.

34. Broken a bone.

35. Eaten sushi.

36. Bought porn.

37. Watched porn.

38. Made porn.

39. Made beans.

40. Been in love.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%




41. French kissed.

42. Laughed so hard you cried.

43. Cried yourself to sleep.

44. Laughed yourself to sleep.

45. Stabbed yourself.

46. Shot a gun.

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.

48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.

49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

50. Watched an animal die.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%




51. Watched a person die.

52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.

53. Pranked somebody.

54. Put somebody in the hospital.

55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.

56. Made spicy beans.

57. Dressed punk.

58. Dressed Goth.

59. Dressed preppy.

60. Been to a motocross race.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%




61. Avoided somebody.

62. Been stalked.

63. Stalked someone.

64. Met a celebrity.

65. Played an instrument.

66. Ridden a horse.

67. Cut yourself.

68. Bungee jumped.

69. Ding dong ditched somebody.

70. Been to a wild party.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%




71. Been caught stealing something.

72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.

73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.

74. Gone out with your friend's crush.

75. Got arrested.

76. Been pregnant.

77. Babysat.

78. Been to another country.

79. Started your house on fire.

80. Had an encounter with a ghost.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%




81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.

82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.

83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.

84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.

85. Sat on your butt all day.

86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.

87. Had a job.

88. Gotten cut from a sports team.

89. Been called a whore.

90. Danced like a whore.


PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%




91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.

92. Been in a car accident.

93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.

94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody.

96. Danced in the rain.

97. Been rejected.

98. Left a restaurant without paying.

99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

100. Been raped.


FINAL PERCENTAGE: 62%

I guess I'm still pretty innocent after all. *GRINS*